The inauguration

Having just sat down to dinner with my lovely wife, I let her know about my most recent endeavor. "Lookin' for a Lunker was sure to be a big hit," I professed. "A great way to record our adventures and keep in touch with friends and family." As I continued, my enthusiasm was reaching a fevered pitch but I realized this was going to be a hard sell. "After all," I said, "all the neighbor kids are doing it." After clearing up a little misunderstanding involving large women and questionable morals, I got the green light and this baby's good to go.